School Jokes

موضوع: School Jokes 2010-08-25, 02:08

The child comes home from

his first day at school

Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"ََََQ

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."Q

The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"Q

"None," answered little Norman.Q

"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic.Q

"Teacher, " you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!Q

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Q

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Q

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?Q

Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow

!!!

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the
moon?"Q
Pupil : "The moon".Q
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but
the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".Q

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"Q
Sam : "It's a family tradition".Q
Teacher : "What do you mean?"Q
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a
teacher".Q
Teacher : "What about your mother?"Q
Sam : "She's a woman".Q

موضوع: رد: School Jokes 2010-08-25, 23:58

hahahahahahaha

NICE JOKES

Thank you

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موضوع: رد: School Jokes 2010-09-04, 10:31

Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow
thanks
its nice

موضوع: رد: School Jokes 2010-09-06, 22:39

thanx